Science Humor :-)
Try not to laugh too hard!
Q: What is the only known thing to travel faster than the speed of light?
A: A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms.
Q: What are three kinds of blood vessels?
A: Arteries, veins and caterpillars.
Why aren't there any good chemistry jokes? Because they Argon.
Old chemistry teachers never die, they just fail to react.
What did the biologist wear on his first date? Designer jeans.
Why do tigers have stripes? So they don’t get spotted.
What did the receiver say to the radio wave? Ouch! That megahertz.
What do astronauts do when they get angry? Blast off!
Where did the lightning bolt propose to his girlfriend? Cloud 9.
What did the volcano say to his wife? I lava you so much!
What do you call two dinosaurs that have been in an accident? Tyrannosaurus wrecks
Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Can't be done sorry, it's a hardware problem.